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Wife. Mum. 3 kids. Border collie dog called Gus. 1 german made car with defunct air con. Best ever invention: the GHD. Suffer from not-enough-chocolate-in-my-life-EVUH and an insatiable addiction to purchasing glossy recipe publications.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

LAZYTOWN ALRIGHT


COME ON Sporticus!! You're a SUPERHERO for Gawd's sake! I asked you to PLEASE fix my Asko (Swedish for "Fooled You!) Dishwasher, and all you have done, is just stood there with your hands on your hips, with that stupid look on your face.....How hard can it be????? Now I know why you hang out in Lazytown....good for nothing, pretty boy. At least pick up a wretched wrench or something and try to at least LOOK like you're trying to do something!!! If I have to spend one more day with my arms stuck in a sink full of dishes - from morning to night it feels like - I may as well go and put Snow White's dungeon-scrubbing dress on...... Someone find me a REAL repair man, PUH-LEASE!!!!!

4 comments:

  1. It is a bad sad day when the dishwasher breaks down. Bad and sad.

    I'd be seeing if you have a curren warranty on this as the fancy brand sounds like it would have expensive repairs.

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  2. If you cast your mind back we followers did all voice our doubts and concerns about the blue panted one but you insisted he was 'the new black'. Hate to say we told you so.

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  3. Two words.

    Dish Drawers.

    (Sigh)

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  4. Aaah -Ha!!! I know who "Anonymous" is!!! Edward would have fixed it in a heartbeat.

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